Glitter Kisses

The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.
Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.
by RSDVMAMA May 25, 2012
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All that glitter is gold

In stairway to heaven those lines go together.
There s a lady who s sure all that glitter is gold.
There's a lady we all know who shines white light and wants to show how everything

still turn to gold. Also the singer says: your stairway lies in the whispering wind.. Meaning that she doesn't have to go to the expensive store to get to heaven(a zeppelin goes to the sky
so led Zeppelin is heaven for her so she can go meet them in jogging pants and a ugly t shirt.
All that glitter is gold like every thing still turn to gold.
by Alicia 12 August 09, 2023
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glitter pill

i ate a glitter pill to my shit could be glitter🥺
by Axviar👹 September 06, 2021
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beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.
Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron
by Mericaman May 18, 2018
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Glitter-due

The residue/left overs of glitter/ glitter glue.
Abby did you leave any Glitter-due?

Why is their Glitter-due everywhere!
by sillywillyepic June 05, 2024
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critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter
even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.
by PicklezMcNasty July 01, 2014
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 08, 2024
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