Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010
Get the turtle sicknessmug. A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.
by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019
Get the Mountain Turtlemug. The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018
Get the Mexican Turtlemug. by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011
Get the turtle gripmug. -It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase
by DinoDan/Lt.Sexyface January 19, 2009
Get the Turtle Socksmug. by CommyCorner December 22, 2014
Get the snappy turtlemug. The most adorable innocent cute charming person on this planet also known as tony perry the guitarist for the glorious bands Pierce the veil :)
by ;-; I'm awkward AF ;-; March 26, 2018
Get the tony turtlemug.