Sloppy Dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Blarg: “want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Jasian1028 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual move in which a blowjob is given with a mouthful of dip.

Her: "You want want me to give you a sloppy dallas"
Him: "It would look like fuckin lawn clippings on my shaft...Thinkin about it is making me horny."

by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob, preferably given by a southern man that owns at least 1 John Deere 100 Series Lawn Tractor. which is given with a mouth full of dip.

Last night this man on Omegle wanted to give me a Sloppy Dallas

by SentByeSNIPPINGSOUP October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Oral sex where the person giving head has a mouth full of dip.

McNasty: "Have you seen the guacamole?"
TheDoo: "I used it to give Blarg a sloppy dallas!"

by TrinityFour October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you receive a blowjob from a girl with a mouth full of dip.

Yo, Doobrah was a total freak last night, she gave me a good ole sloppy Dallas with some Copenhagen

by SupremePasty October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act where a women sucks a mans dick while packing a fat lip

Yeah good ol Betsy gave a Sloppy Dallas behind the bar yesterday

by Neglected_chink October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouth full of tobacco dip

Aaron: Hey Lexi, can you give me a Sloppy Dallas tonight?
Lexi: No Aaron, last time I gave you one you smelled like dip for a week!

by BootyHoleFcuker October 15, 2020