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Ryan

Ryans are smart boys who know Bellas are the most beautiful girls, according to Urban Dictionary, and will be in high demand for homecoming. So he asked her before school started.
Bella will you go with me, Ryan, to homecoming? We can go to the dance or something else more fun.
by Jeffcollinsart August 25, 2019
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Ryan

Stupid, ugly, nazi lookin, pervert weirdo, who if u know him u will want to block and unfriend him on every spource of communication and if u do he will cry. So he can’t talk to u, and is also most likely gay but hates gay people. Also has the micro penis disease
Man 1: oh great it’s ryan, I blocked him and he cried.
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying
by Barockrocks December 1, 2018
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Ryan

Most likely the gayest person you will ever meet. Likes to stick his dick in his own ass and braid his pubes.
Hey, I heard that Ryan guy was shoving his dick in his ass the other day!
by ejdhfnej May 25, 2018
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Ryan

by Batch of cakes November 20, 2019
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Ryan

This kid is probably gay but he won't admit it. Gaby likes him but doesn't want anyone to know it. He used to be fat but starved himself and is now skinny. He dated Elle for some reason, don't know why.
Ryan likes boys.
by Chris__420 March 1, 2019
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Ryan

Ryans are tall blonde men with really weird and fluffy hair. Once you look past their acne ridden face you can see their beautiful, fuckable blue eyes. Nothing else about Ryans are in any way appealing, except for their ability to be really good at basketball even though they do not play on any organized teams. They are generally smart, but in times of crisis become absolute retards.
Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.

Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.
by ZZZZUUUCCCCKKKK October 23, 2018
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Ryan

Oh Ryan, yeah he’s a god.
by It’smeryan December 9, 2019
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