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Max

A literal god. They are a kind, funny, athletic and charming person. A great person to be friends with, if you meet this person bow down and worship them.
Oh meh gawd it Max. We must bow to him
by CheeseLover57 March 12, 2019
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Max

noun
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'
by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019
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Max

A kid who if you make him mad eats your lunch.
“Yo that kid just ate my cookie. He’s probably a Max.”
by littlepp22 January 26, 2019
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Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother
Max has a small dick
by frederick max December 12, 2018
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Max

Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.
by JohnSmithLovesAlcohol May 20, 2019
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Max

Some fat fuck who is a dumbass who likes to spray whipped cream on people. His farts gas up the entire room in a matter of milliseconds.
Person #1: Holy shit! Is that max?
Person #2: Omg I’m gonna throw up
by slurpyslurpman October 21, 2020
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Max

A Dickhead from Ukraine! Has no dick but a pussy
Max is sooo lesbian!
by Maximus560 October 17, 2018
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