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German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.
I used a German dildo on that whore last night.
by kersh-i2i January 24, 2011
mugGet the German Dildomug.

German calzone

The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.
Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?
by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009
mugGet the German calzonemug.

German Toast

(noun)
1. The result of two men trying to find who's penis can last longer in a toaster.

(noun)
2. French Toast gone horribly wrong.
"Is that pork I smell?" "Nah it's Jon and Dave making some German Toast."
by Something close to God September 22, 2008
mugGet the German Toastmug.

zee Germans

Controversy over this definition has arisen due to someone being too lazy to look up the definition of a German word. The word sie/Sie can mean she, they or you but not the.
The 'correct' anglo-german would be 'die Germans' or perhaps 'protection from den Germans'.

The word 'zee' here is clearly meant to mean the (and it's a better sounding phrase than die Germans) but I have to lend my support to the mispronunciation of the theory to the mistranslation of sie theory.

You have also misspelled Deutsch
What annoys you the most?

People attacking others without checking the facts, also losing to zee Germans on penalties.
by nurry7 June 29, 2010
mugGet the zee Germansmug.

Dirty German

a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach
Watch your children around that dirty german
by Alex Powers May 23, 2003
mugGet the Dirty Germanmug.

Zee Germans

Contrary to the post above, "Zee Germans" is not referring to how Germans speak English at all.

"Zee Germans" comes from the fact that the German word for "the" in some cases, is "sie or Sie" which is pronounced, Zee.

So, when someone says, "Zee Germans," they are saying "The Germans," in a hybrid English German language.
Whoever wrote that definition above should be proper fucked!!!

By who???

I'm sure Zee Germans wouldn't mind doing it.
by Zbreedbz May 25, 2010
mugGet the Zee Germansmug.

German Handgrenade

the act when the person is recieving a rim job, farts into the mouth of the giver, in then which the giver goes from ass to mouth.
Last night Kelly sharted during our German handgrenade.
by will millner December 11, 2008
mugGet the German Handgrenademug.

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