rip your diaper

When someone farts really loud on purpose and thinks it's funny. i.e. juvinile behavior.

Damn bro did you just rip your diaper?

by jshiestydiety November 27, 2017

Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!

Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!

by anonymous July 22, 2023

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

wee diaper bank

Wee Diaper Bank is when during sex, you surprise the other person by grabbing them and wearing them as a diaper and intensely shit or urinate while wearing your diaper and yell surprise during.

I can't wait to shock Jonathan tonight with a "wee diaper bank." He won't see it coming when I empty on him and yell "Surprise!"

by MrsStealYourKill February 27, 2025

Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.

This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back

by Melmanfort April 15, 2025

Diaper Slug

When your coworker’s baby thunders warm, gooey shit in the middle of your staff meeting.

Dear god did your baby just make a diaper slug?!

by AsspenisCo. July 11, 2022

Diaper Cake

it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake

I looked up "diaper cake" and am disappointed that it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake and not a cake that looks like a diaper

by Yonkers Homeboy January 18, 2019