ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

kool like ranch

Something u say when u don't care what a person is talking about

Jim we won our game! DJ said ,"kool like ranch"

by Dasice September 23, 2017

King Ranch Daddy

When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.

King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.

by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023

dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.

Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?

by HexMaster June 27, 2008

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Ranch

The code word for cum.

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"

by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021

Ranch Immersion

Immersing oneself in ranch at one's own pace

"I have to get into this bathtub and do ranch immersion."

by itchboy February 26, 2023