Forks and Spoons

An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.

That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!

by Biggy August 10, 2004

Soup Spoon

When pee while spooning with your significant other and both of you marinate in the sweet and savory broth of your love

We sat under the stars of the crisp and cool summer eve, and whilst the blades of grass tickled my toes, I could feel a warmth radiate through my back from his soup spooning.

by crampappydime November 18, 2016

Big Spoon

a cabal of spoon manufacturers, including Rubbermaid and Cuisinart, who secretly dominate the government and media

Big spoon is responsible for all those superfluous "stir" steps in cooking directions. This has the dual effect of manufacturing demand for their product and keeping housewives shackled to the kitchen, reinforcing the nuclear family gender roles necessary for the stability of the capitalistic system on which Big Spoon profits.

by fork of truth August 14, 2008

Middle Spoon

In spooning, the spoon located between big spoon and little spoon. Could be considered the best of both worlds, but also comes with the problem of excess body heat and inability to move without moving two other people

I was middle spoon, which was great until it got really hot and sweaty and big and little were both asleep

by once upon a ketchup bottle April 7, 2010

Spoon Backpack

When being spooned so tightly it's almost like a backpack.

He let me spoon backpack him all night.

by Southie grown June 30, 2010

spoon head

A derivative term used to describe Cardassians by characters in the Star Trek Universe

Why should we help him, did he kill one of the spoon heads?

by Colostomyexplosion June 4, 2007

Spoon Boy

A boy that likes cuddling up with a priest or family member, usually to initiate intimacy.

"Did you hear that Henry tried to seduce Father John?"

"How did he do that?"

"He tried to be Johns spoon boy"

by Truthy March 5, 2013