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fountain fucker

Somone that has made a girl during sexual activities releases excessive amounts of bodily liquids.
Rob: "Dude, you had a fountain fucker last night."
by Robbo November 13, 2016
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The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.
The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.
by urbandictionaryvea October 28, 2022
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fountain of youth

when a person(s) get sprayed with an unreasonably amount of baby cum causing you to have the ability to be young again.
I got sprayed by the fountain of youth at the daycare again!!!
by Mickey mouse Crackhouse April 21, 2022
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Chocolate Fountain

When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.

Is that why my sheets were brown?
by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019
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fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.
by Malcuntent May 10, 2024
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skeet fountain

a spring or source of water that spits out fluid inconsistently and erratically much like a penis ejaculates semen.
Went to go and get a drink and that damn skeet fountain spit water all up on me.
by Sir Squarepants July 1, 2009
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Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020
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