llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019

gave me a llama

Idiom meaning to give someone a hard time

I didn't notice that the light had turned green green and the guy behind me sure gave me a llama for it.

by RollieMe April 17, 2022

Trauma Llama

One who constantly attempts to run around dumping their trauma onto people and want to complain about their life so the world feels pity on their loser ass

Androo: That girl Firesticks from Tinychat just dumps her trauma onto people and complains in every conversation.
Robbie: Yeah dude, she's such a Trauma Llama.

by Tinychatta June 28, 2024

Pervy Llama

An exceptionally perverted person.

Shawn is such a Pervy Llama

by naks88 February 13, 2014

llama crawl

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.

"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"

by FrooFroos July 6, 2014

fortnite llama

This is my Uncle. His name is ikevoidzimoletits Now Fuck off Cunt

Help The Fortnite llama Ate my Dick off

by The_Shit_Lord June 14, 2020

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020