Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.

"I swear the lights flickered when she said that. Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, how can you play Calab's flute?"

by Calabo May 7, 2025

Flute

A person who is a massive flamer and can’t find his speaker .

“Hey look , there’s Dave the big FLUTE!!”

by Dazzieboy January 30, 2019

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

National kiss a flute player day

January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist

“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”

by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023

Skin Flute

Another word for penis.

My dad uses the skin flute

by IPlayTheTriangle June 18, 2023

Flutes

AMAZING. INSTRUMENTS.

BETTER THAN CLARINETS.

Person 1: hi I play flutes
Person 2: I play clarinet
Person 3: person 1 is amazing. person 2………..

by Erika&Zamira&Red February 14, 2023