zoner

It's like a boner you get in your sleep.

I woke up with a zzzzzzoner.

by turdmasterdarren February 12, 2012

zogered

When skiing out of control you accidentally miscalculated your mogul approach and the pole plants leaving you in a permanent thumb up position.

As I passed this Judy i zogered.

by Willy wife March 19, 2014

Zoner

A girl that friendzones frequently.

A girl that takes pleasure in friendzoning guys either to keep their options open or to feel a sense of power.
Usually an attention freak or a girl that seeks out drama.

"I wouldn't be hanging around that zoner; all you're doing is walking straight into heartache city."

"She's a waste of time bro," said the wingman. "Why is that?" "She is the top zoner in the school!"

by AnthonyAtaraxia December 21, 2014

Zoner

a boner you get in the middle of class when you stop paying attention and let your mind wander

-Can you come up to the board and write your answer?
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.

by The Arsenator October 16, 2009

z-zoners

some1 who can't choose if they're a rock heart or a goth, e.g they luv rock bands such as red hot chili peppers but at the same time bands like stone-sour and slipknot. If u get called a goth becuase u luv heavy metal and stuff and get called a rock heart at the same time, my friend, ur a z-zoner. I know it sounds stupid but my best friend is excactly like this and so am I

kid.1, dude i can't choose between RHCP and slipknot
kid.2 dude don't care thats being a z-zoner
kid.1 sweet we're z-zoners lol

by Proton August 25, 2006

Zoner

zoner: related to the common term, boner, is used when ur zipper on your jeans, jacket, ect. is sticking up.

friend 1: i think you zipper likes me.
friend 2: wtf? y would my zipper like you?
friend 1: because its having a zoner!!!

by chargerlvrbroncohatr November 22, 2009

zober

the art of not being stoned.

zober is to stoned
as
sober is to drunk

God damn, I only just became zober.

by dudley November 18, 2004