zoolander

By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay!

“If I have a day off I’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.”
“To me it’s all about working hard, having fun, and...then like, working really hard some more... but then having some more fun...”
“This phone is my lifeline. It’s as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.”
-Derek Zoolander

by steven August 17, 2004

zoolander

Only the most hillairious movie ever. OMFG!!!! So funny!! If you don't like it, your too serious!! Just RELAX and watch it for pure entertainment! :)

"So I became...bulemic"
Pause
"You can read minds?"

by Blue Steel December 31, 2004

zoolander

One of the best movies ever, if not the best.

Have you seen that new movie? It's so Zoolander.

by Clean Freak November 1, 2003

Zooey Deschanel

Most awesome and gorgeous person ever ever.

1: Did you see that new movie?
2: No, but I want to, it has Zooey Deschanel!

by Zooeyclaire March 14, 2010

ZOOTY

A bullshit word that makes you lose in a game of scrabble

What the fuck is a zooty

by Chicago92 July 4, 2016

zooey

the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get

Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad
Joe: yeah, I wish I could have her so bad I'd give my left leg

by Matthewthegreat January 3, 2008

zooliion

Cute person 😜😫‼️

zooliion is my favorite tiktoker and they're cute ☺️

by iliveforanimationshowsonyoutub June 29, 2021