zookie

verb:
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.

noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.

When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.

by AP Sawyer February 5, 2007

Zoozie

The Quintessential girl next door type, can hang with the boys, while still being a bombshell at even given moment.

Steve: Hey Carina, what ya wanna do tonight

Carina: Lets just stay in, I want to watch the Ball game.

Steve: Awesome , you're a total Zoozie.

by Ian Cognito March 13, 2009

Puffin on zootiez

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022

zoodid

Bein under the influence in some way (drunk, high, trippin) etc or maybe all of the above

Yo dawg im zoodid off that skype

by Travis Styles April 12, 2005

zoogie

another word for a zoot/spliff/joint. Good word to be used when trying to be discrete about the fact that your talkin about cannobis.

"oi man pass the zoogie before i deck you in our face you pussy"
"oi cuz you got any zoogies?"

by Lord Sinista October 29, 2005

zoomiegender

a subset of catgender for people who are more active at night/have a burst of energy at night, or for people who are catgender and have any connection towards any nighttime gender. It is also a xenogender.

Sally has recently discovered she identifies with zoomiegender, due to the fact she is very active at night.

by ayru686 August 24, 2021

zoozie

A new girl at school that everyone wants the 411 on.

"Did you see that zoozie in Algebra today?"

by salty jane March 11, 2009