Zoophile

someone who is in love with animals like dogs and cats instead of a human being

Son/Daughter: Dad, I'm a zoophile

Dad: Shut the fuck up I wish I left you a long time ago👴

by Daquantavious May 8, 2022

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Legal Pedophile

A person in his late 20's or older who is dating a minor aged 16-18 years old.

- "Can you believe that Dave is dating a 16 year old... what a sick bastard."
- "Well, it's still over the age of consent, he's not breaking any laws..."
- "Still fucked up, he's a legal pedophile... but hey, better that than an 18-year old dating a fucking 100-year old..."

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

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Reverse Pedophile

A minor who is mainly or only interested in people over the age of 18. There is no limit to how much older that person might be. It can be a 15 year old diggin' on a 20 year old, or 16 on 30, whatever the case, they try to seduce people older than them.

That 14 year old was such a Reverse Pedophile. I just turned 18, I can't be messing around with that.

by planonpuke March 8, 2011

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zelophilia

When a person is sexually aroused by jealous feelings

Zelophilia

by FreewillGnome March 18, 2018

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Zerophilia

Zerophilia is a rare genetic condition affecting those who possess an extra "Z" chromosome, in addition to the standard gender-determining X and Y chromosomes. Following their first experience of sexual intercourse, Zerophiliacs may change gender whenever they are sexually aroused.

Since Sean has Zerophilia, he fears if he has sex with his girlfriend, he'll wake up in the morning as Shauna.

by ZerophiliacsHaveMoreFun January 2, 2010

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