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Zak

A bitch ass pussy that acts black buts hella white
by Triplet521 January 4, 2019
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Zak

He’s the best boyfriend you’ll ever have. He’s loyal, and nice, and sweet, and loving, and amazing, and athletic. He’s SO hot!! And he knows how to make people who he’s close with smile and become happy.
by Therealofficial November 5, 2017
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Zak

Zak is a loser at most times, he is loud and abnoxious. He tends to be flirty with other girls whilst already seeing someone. They usually can’t respect others boundaries, and like to date the goth type.
Zak’s girlfriend: Here comes Zak!
Girlfriends friend: Oh sh*t! I’m gone!
by That’s bullsh*t August 14, 2019
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Zak

Dude I was hanging out with Zak then suddenly he used the big gay... It wasn't fun.
by NotPhantom March 18, 2019
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Zak

A fucking gay faggot's way of referring to someone or something as the scrotum. Don't ever call a "zak" because you yourself are calling that thing "testicles."
Guy 1; Hey, that's a zak!
Guy 2; Ha ha! Jokes on you for liking testicles faggot!
by Zacatac November 13, 2018
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Zak

People named zak have an 100% chance of being the biggest bastard you will ever meet. Zak's constantly brag about money, even though their parents always give them money. They always fake their voice, and use the same jokes when they claim they roasted you. The only thing zak's do are climb rooves, bitch constantly and play xbox. If you see a zak, immediatly run away because you dont want to catch his disease.
Theres zaki the iraqi. Go punch him in the face!!!
by LAMBORGHIN2003 January 21, 2019
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Zak

1. The Lizard King of this generation. Many believe that the soul of Jim Morrison was flying around, as a child is like a flower with its head floating in the breeze, and he jumped into Zak's brain.. and he's still in there.
2. Loves his girl, Jamie. Also known as Queen of the Highway. They'll be together forever. They're Cosmic Mates.
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
*Zak shouts from the top of his car*
by Pamela Courson October 14, 2008
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