Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants

When one is very pissed off

Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

Cack your pants

Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.

"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."

by Satandog April 4, 2006

ants in your pants

To be nervous or anxious or jumpy; to be unable to sit still.

If you had 'ants' (small insects) in your 'pants' (clothing) you would probably feel like jumping around.

Synonym: antsy

1) The children had ants in their pants, so we took them outside for some exercise.

2) Would you please stop tapping your foot?! You must have ants in your pants!

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

crapping your pants

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.

1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.

by Cooooooooooooooody September 24, 2006

in your pants

A phrase used to break uncomfortable silences; a phrase used to mock someone.

"I killed the cat." "...In your pants."

"I'm going to a concert." "Yea, IN YOUR PANTS!"

by Taryn W July 27, 2005

Katoot your pants

Where you fart and maybe SHIT your pants!

Sarah: Did you just katoot your pants???
Angel: HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU— wait... yeah..

by 🕷 grunger 🕷 May 5, 2019

shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017