can I french your basenji

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.

" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."

by scodder June 14, 2010

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lock me in your basement

usally said to an attractive female or male like some weirdo, so prob you because your reading this.

woman on c.ai: omg gojo please lock me in your basement!
woman on ig: omg sukuna please lock me in your basement!

by i like pussay July 30, 2024

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As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.

Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman

by theTrooper January 9, 2013

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Your entire life was based on gay rights

THE MOST WORST INSULT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, CAN SURPASS your family tree LGBT

jake "hey dude"
mike: "w0t"
jake: your entire life was based on gay rights

*THE ENTIRE BODY OF MIKE HAS DIED.*

by Wiifanbro May 23, 2018

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your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

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