by xXLorDXx October 8, 2010
Get the your mom's pussymug. Where I was last night.
by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003
Get the your mom's pussymug. by owen April 5, 2005
Get the your mum's pussymug. A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
by Russessabagina December 15, 2009
Get the You can't have your pussy and eat it toomug. a term used when an individual says something and is unheard by another, or when one wants to embarass an individual
Kid 1: Yo man you know what's for lunch?
Kid 2: Your momma's pussy nigga
Kid 1: (kills self)
Jobber 1: Yo man you tryin to go to taco bell?
Jobber 2: where?
Jobber 1: your mommas pussy nigga
Kid 2: Your momma's pussy nigga
Kid 1: (kills self)
Jobber 1: Yo man you tryin to go to taco bell?
Jobber 2: where?
Jobber 1: your mommas pussy nigga
by John Machavelli May 15, 2006
Get the your momma's pussymug. 27th of november is <<lick your girls pussy day>>. The day where you get to eat her out as often as you desire
bf: Hey babe can I eat that pussy?
gf: I want you to.
- 1 hour later
bf: Want me to eat your pussy?
gf: Didn't you do that like an hour ago?
bf: Well it's eat your girls pussy day.
gf: I want you to.
- 1 hour later
bf: Want me to eat your pussy?
gf: Didn't you do that like an hour ago?
bf: Well it's eat your girls pussy day.
by gilfiswhatineed November 22, 2021
Get the eat your girls pussy daymug. the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.
Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."
Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."
Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"
Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."
Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."
Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"
Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."
Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
by Prik Nash July 8, 2019
Get the Packing your bags for pussymug.