YONK

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“Yonk”

by February 22, 2021

“That’s a Yonks”

Like saying yikes or ooof, a reaction term. Can be used in place if yikes but is mire awkward.

“Jack is being a stupid again and fighting me!”

“That’s a yonks”

by Ityaboispiker January 26, 2018

Yonk

1. n, an inhabitant of Yonkers, NY
2. v. to live in Yonkers, NY. also YONK, YONKS, YONKED, YONKER, YONKING
3. adj, YONKED descriptor of someone living or the act of living in Yonkers, NY, sometimes used in a pejorative sense.

1. "Mark and Beth are not true yonks. They are originally from Boston."

2. "I have been yonking in Ludlow Park for the last 5 months, and I love it!"

3. "We bought this old house and are re-habbing it--we are so yonked!"

by AG G March 20, 2006

Yonked

The act of shooting saliva from the glands below your tongue

Sometimes when you open your mouth spit uncontrollably flies out. You would say, "Sorry I yonked."

by Boker December 02, 2006

yonks

really, really, hurts.

Pat: I got hit with a baseball bat today. My head seriously yonks dude.

Dan: sounds awful, sorry man.

by p1ers01mmm May 06, 2019

Yonk

A word to describe the current situation you are in or to describe the emotion you have at the moment

Yonk

by IAwesomeNathan February 22, 2018

Yonk

A girl that sometimes, often, likes to be called lesbian. These types of girls have the ability to manipulate other girls into doing what they want. Sometimes Yonks will want the manipulated girl to have them do sex stuff. Such as, get anal beads, dildos, BIG dildos, etc. Yonks are the most valuable types of girls. You'd definitely want a Yonk in your house!

"I love my Yonk, she gives me great pleasure!"

by thisishowtobeaheartbreaker20 October 08, 2018