The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"

Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"

by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025

Yoinky Sploinky

Noun meaning any sort of silly, wacky or stupid looking dance move.

''why he hitting that yoinky sploinky''

by kikikiki2145 January 4, 2026

Bonkered of the yoinky

Severely affected by alcohol or other substances

Are you all bonkered of the yoinky or something? GET TO IT!

by TheDigster February 21, 2025

Yoinky Sploinky

the Yoinky Sploinky is a term that describes pulling off a goofy dance move

"YOOOO he just hit the yoinky sploinky!!"

by Painbreak April 29, 2023

The Yoinky Sploinky

When you move your balls in and out of a fan

News reporter: A man is found dead after committing the yoinky sploinky this night in New Jersey

by paco susman jr May 5, 2023

Yoinkies

Stealing or surprised but only specific things like expensive things

Yoinkies Thanks for the ps5 BYE BYE

by Slangs/Terms June 28, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky

The term to describe weird and unique dance moves, mostly strange and uncommon moves,
It originated back In early June 2021, when security camera footage captured footage of a man running up to the porch of famous American singer K. Michelle, performing the "wobbly knees" dance move.

Lad: (Does Dance)

Lad 2: Dang he doin’ dat Yoinky Sploinky

by Markalius February 26, 2022