yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

yoga fantasies by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Yoga pants 

Quite possibly the best invention ever.

Yoga pants make women even hotter.

Yoga pants by Th\\\thebic January 31, 2019

Yoga Pants 

sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed

BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*

BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*

Yoga Pants by daddydaddyshowmesomelove October 24, 2018

Yoga-donk 

The cross between a yoga-butt and a donk. A rare type of ass mostly found on ethnic girls who are in very good shape. Asses that are slightly smaller than a donk but still larger than a yoga butt are sometimes called a junior yoga-donk.

Examples: Beyonce (young), Kim Kardashian, Eva Mendez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Jennifer Lopez (young) have yoga-donks.

Yoga-donk by UrbanGodKing November 14, 2011

Yoga Bittie 

A girl that uses yoga clothing, makeup, and a perfect hairdo to go to the gym, only to pick up/socialize/do level 1 on the elliptical.

Erica takes an hour to get ready to go to the gym only to check out guys. She just flaunts her ass in her yoga pants and hardly even works out. She is such a yoga bittie.

Yoga Bittie by C-Millz January 27, 2010

Yoga Pants 

greatest invention ever made. if used properly on the right girls,ass becomes a magnet to the eyes of every straight man alive.

guy:holy shit look at that ass!

guy2:i know,yoga pants are amazing.

Yoga Pants by 233413 May 22, 2011

Yoga Whale 

Fat chick in yoga pants.

Look at that Yoga Whale thinkin' those pants are gonna make her big ass look decent.

Yoga Whale by Stilldking May 14, 2013