yarber

The inablility to answer or even acknowledge a phone call.

I cant believe it Kris, you got yarbered again by that chick!

Yeah, I know chuck, but she yarbers everyone she knows.

by Charlie Branson November 28, 2007

Yarbers

A response to an extremely gay statement or actions from a friend or group of friends

Dave Mattie: I think its cool to wear pink!!

Me: Yarbers...

by Jon Juan Montoya February 16, 2009

yarmer

underground slang for a marijuana cigarette, or 'joint'.
If you are talking about unrolled quantities, the term is often condensed to 'yarm'.


the term originated in Langley, B.C:
a city known for its many marijuana grow operations.

"let's go smoke some yarmers"
"I wanna buy some yarms"
"working at the yarm farm"
"got any yarm?"

by DNAspark99 July 15, 2002

100-yarder

When you see a girl/boy from far away and you think they look hot, YET when you get closer, they turn out to be ugly.

"Dude, I saw these girls playing tennis that looked fine, but they turned out to be 100-yarders."

by Nigidis June 19, 2008

YarPirate

An angry, hatefilled, ignorant, fag in the firearms otf forums

Yarpirate keept telling me that he wanted to have a yarpirate, that damn fag

by random otf cunt July 12, 2004

Yarber

to fuck someones armpit from behind while tickling the other one from the front and giving a fishhook with your free hand

becky - "whats with the chaffed pits and chapped lips? did you run a marathon or something?

denise - "no I got a Yarber last night"

becky - "so it does exist!"

by jiggo swizzle February 26, 2011

Yapper

A small doggo who yaps to much

That doggo be a yapper

by Dish soap August 17, 2018