Yaff

To masturbate/wank/spanking the monkey.

Started life as as the word "Jaff" but evolved into "Yaff" after some Spanish influence.

(1)
Z: Where have the tissues gone?
J: Melvin took them into his room to yaff.

(2)
Z: What's Melvin doing?
J: He's yaffing.

by Jimmy the knife October 31, 2004

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yarfbag

when your life is a game. the epitome of a shmoe. someone who isn't even worth a wink and a nod.

you don't like karen o? you're such a yarfbag!

by tayloe December 22, 2008

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yarfy

A combination of yack and barf. It means you are feeling nauseous.

I ate too much and now I feel yarfy.

by E Mac Money May 4, 2014

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yardfuck

The act usually sexually of having sex in one’s front yard.

Hey man did you see Ivan having intercourse in the front yard at that party last weekend? Total yardfuck!

by Bill Jiden November 14, 2022

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Yaffa is a girl that at first may seem very sweet and innocent but if you push her buttons wrong, will turn into a crazy bitch and go all ham on your ass! She is kind, compassionate, devoted, hardworking, and romantic asf!! When she catches the feels for a guy she falls for them hardddd!! She almost always has time for her friends and will make time if needed. She's cute asf and just overall is a great female to hang out with and is quite the party animal!

Guy 1: Hey do you see that girl over there she's cute asf!
Guy 2: Ikr and that girl is throwing it backkkk goddamn
Guy 1: She must be a Yaffa.

by Bhaddie#7 February 3, 2019

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