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Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st
Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st
by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019
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don't you dare

Telling something not to do especially while in anger
Don't you dare follow me
by JAAG December 20, 2015
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You Daddy

You Daddy, or You Daddies are used in lieu of money in childish bets, and are used as a response to a question, whenever the winner of the bet decides.
George: Hey phil, I want that "You Daddy" you owe me.

Phil: Do you really have to do this in front of my mother?

George: Hey Phil, Who has the cock that you crave the most?

Phil: You, Daddy...
by YouDaddyMaster June 3, 2011
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Fuck You Day

November 10.
Greet everyone with a fuck you and some homemade itching powder down their pants.

To everyone who's been asking for it: watch yourself on this day.

To everyone who's been asked for it: go ahead, knock your socks off.
A sacred holiday. Do not fuck with Fuck You Day.
by Guess whooooooooooooooooooooo January 21, 2009
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do you date?

This is the pass code in some areas where prostitution takes place. Usually implies a solicitation from a cheap prostitute.
So you are walking downtown Baltimore late at night coming in from the bar and some trashy looking female you pass ask:

"Do you date?"

If you want to avoid chlamydia, you say "NO".
by Doomsday Battalion August 28, 2009
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Damn you Dave

When things are going wrong and you need someone to blame. Dave is a fictional character on which you can reflect your anger, the universal 'baddy'. Originating from the 'Lost' episode 'Dave', wherein Dave is Hurley's imaginary friend, telling him to disobey his doctors.
In social media, #damnyoudave has been a trending topic for a few days in june 2015.
There's no more warm water to shower. Damn you Dave.
by MrGeldof June 12, 2015
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love you day

love you is a holiday i invented cause im tiredof the comercilaztion of valentines day so its like valentines day but insted of buying thigs for loved ones just simply show you care bout them pay attention to them hug them as much as possible but dont buy shit for them
dude one: valentines day sucks
dude 2: yah
dude#: but tomorrow is love you day it sucks less everyone :YAY!!!!!!!!
by drew f February 16, 2010
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