Xander is an extremely weird person who has an overwhelming grasp on theoretical physics and a strong immunity to the cold, some call him a bear(He also sleeps a lot). Xander is the type of guy to question everything you say, ever. Xander also is a spooky scary wizard with magical powers that include being able to lop lasers out in space. But the thing Xander is the most is a wonderful guy who gets all da hoes
That guy is butt naked outside and it’s winter?!
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.
by ReapersDecay January 1, 2018
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Women can also xander, only swoonings of men would be characteristic of the she-xanderer.
Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?
Women can also xander, only swoonings of men would be characteristic of the she-xanderer.
Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?
Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?
Nathaniel and Xander were planning to xander with Laura next week. It was going to be an attractive night.
Nathaniel and Xander were planning to xander with Laura next week. It was going to be an attractive night.
by Xander M January 19, 2009
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14 inches of rock solid dick and a dark sensor of humor incredible at rhyming sexist homophobe and pretty cool when you get to know him he’s not actually sexist or homophobic just wants to make friends but doesn’t let people get close to him because he’s been betrayed a lot and beat up uncomprhendable
by Dmetri4208 December 15, 2018
Get the Xander mug.Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.
Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
by Xander from Uwaterloo November 22, 2021
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Hey Xander!!
by Mrs. Piggy 2025 December 28, 2018
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He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
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He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
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by Can'tTELLu May 20, 2019
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