wrecking ball blumpkin

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.

Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?

by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010

Cleveland wrecking ball

The act Of dipping your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting a girl with it

I did the Cleveland wrecking ball with my wife

by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020

Miley's wrecking ball

When a girl is on her knees and you stand in front of her, grab your erection and then while pushing it back and forth you swing your hips and smack your "wrecking" balls into her face.

Last night my girlfriend was feeling adventurous so we put on hannah montana and I miley's wrecking balled her.

by crima_sauce November 25, 2017

Alaska Wrecking-ball

When you smack a female with your ballsack.

"Dude you should of seen her face when I gave her an Alaska Wrecking-ball"

by mrballman August 16, 2011

Rusty wrecking ball

A sexual act involving stuffing your testicles up your anus during a blowjob only to violently fart them out and swing them forward at your partner's chin and or mouth at the point of orgasm.

I gave her the old rusty wrecking ball after she sucked me off.

by Sultanjumper April 8, 2021

texas wrecking ball

to swing you balls until you gain enough momentum to beat a your partner to a k.o

dude i gave sami a texas wrecking ball and she got a black eye

by daswagsack December 6, 2011

Wrecking ball main

Stupid furry fucks that won't let anyone play the game and will only be pulled out if the team is losing,only plays ball cuz every other tank sucks

What their weak ass guns lack they make up for with sheer fkin annoyance

Me:Y IS THIS STUPID WRECKING BALL MAIN STILL ON POINT
My team:We cant hit him all he's doing is spinning around

by EternallyOreO February 5, 2021