wrangy

Someone who is constantly hyper, high-strung, energetic and/or eccentric.

When you don't get fed on time, you start to become wrangy. You start to become very irritable and anxiety-prone.

by ohdiesel July 15, 2004

Ho Wrangler

person (usually female) who is in charge of strippers in the back of the house. Duties include make up work, preventing or breaking up fights, taint painting, drug control, wake-up calls, and general psychotherapy duties.

Tiffinuck is the best Ho Wrangler to ever work at Scores. She can wrangle 30 hos a night without blinkin'! She can paint a taint and break up a fight and calm down a hysterical ho at the same time!

by beetnuts December 29, 2008

Tard Wrangler

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.

Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004

Jeep Wrangler

A vehicle that was first designed in World War II(1941-1945) by Willy's for use in combat and troop transport. It's short-wheel base, light weight, and 4-wheel drive made it the perfect off-road vehicle. In 1944 Willy's designed a Civilian version, known as the CJ(Civilian Jeep). They were produced form 1944-1986. In 1987 the vehicle was changed to be known as the Jeep Wrangler, and has been ever since. For your money, there is probably no-better vehicle available to the general public that is more capable right out of the box than a Jeep Wrangler. It's not fancy, with heated seats, and excess bullshit electronics(Land Rovers). It looks rugged and raw, unlike pussy Lexus and BMW X-5's. After all, why would you want an SUV for luxury? I mean, the Wrangler came from a design for use in combat. Need I say more?

Bill: "Hey, Jim so that Honda Pilot looks pretty bad-ass huh?"

Jim:"Hell, no!" "I'm gettin' that Jeep Wrangler Rubicon." "It could run over the top of that rice burnin' piece of shit!"

by kanas sucks March 27, 2010

Wango Tango

A fairly crude way of describing " sexual intercourse" popularized in song by rock musician Ted Nugent in the early 1980's

"I took Beth to the prom and afterwards we did the Wango Tango"

by Donna K. March 27, 2003

wango3d

Internet slang;
it is a step up from owned, simply meaning fucked.
The original spelling is wangoed but the 'e' has subsequently been replaced with a '3' for extra leet points during IMs.

Andro tried hacking the DoD mainframe but now he's wango3d cause the feds are after him.

by Snoogins April 4, 2005

semen wrangler

one who harvests semen from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females

1: Hey, what do you do for a living?
2: I am a semen wrangler.
1: A what!?!
2: I jerk-off turkeys on the farm.
1: FREAK!

by Give 'er again December 20, 2008