Wormhole

The state of being absolutely obliverated with alcohol

Last weekend Seth and I were so far up down wormhole

by Guyguy 88 July 23, 2017

Wormhole Wank

When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.

Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!

Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?

by jillstobbs_ April 19, 2018

Wormhole

A pussy so good you can't get away from the girl even if she is toxic. Her pussy takes you to another dimension.

"That bitch must have a wormhole, why won't he just ghost her?"

by C3N50R April 21, 2021

Sneaky Wormholes

Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.

"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

Wath Wormhole

When you meet someone on a camp of some sort, then they pretend not to know you afterwards

Jezza :- Yoo, Bill just Wath Wormholed me man
Harry :- Wow, feelsbadman

by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 7, 2017

African Wormhole

When men do not ejaculate correctly and the cum inside the dick hole dries up. When it is removed, the cum will look like a tape-worm which refers to Africa's tapeworm issue.

Sister: Damn bro did you come back from Africa? That tapeworm is long as fuck!
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk May 17, 2018

Vegan wormhole

When two people that love each other very much get a long tree branch and stick it up each others ass holes. Then the man of the relationships kills himself.

Give me a Vegan Wormhole daddy

by duncannn November 28, 2018