Wonky eye

an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other

That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?

by anm4a June 28, 2004

wonky

Another word for ketamine or the feeling of being ketimised

i should have done that bump before we even got in the club i am now wonky as fuck *proceeds to fall over*

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm August 12, 2008

wonky

askew, crooked, not quite right, oddly misshapen...in other words, down right broken and weird. anything that seems outta sorts or retarded, up to and including smells, sounds, gestures & physical deformities.

you sure are acting wonky.

(insert name here)'s grotesquely wonky face frightens the small children.

what's that wonky smell coming from your butt?

by lancee November 22, 2007

Wonky-eyed

Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.

That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.

by Amby1986 October 17, 2010

wonky

Messed up, not right, not functioning properly

Wonky. It's just a word that Leslie Bruff knows.

by scruffy nerf herder December 8, 2010

wonky eyed midget

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.

'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'

by twofat March 5, 2008