WOKE

WHEN YA SUDDENLY GO FROM IDIOT TO SCHOLAR IN MERE SECONDS.

"I was an idiot once, until I TOOKETH a pill and becometh wOke"

by RAlJlN February 28, 2019

wokeness

Being constantly offended.

As a result of Amy's wokeness, nobody wants to be around her any more.

by HedOfRed June 14, 2018

Woke

Being Woke means being aware.. Knowing whats going on in the community

(Relating to Racism and Social Injustice)

Person 1: Stop bringing racism into everything
Person 2 : Your clearly not woke

by indigo.child May 20, 2015

woke

The postmodern equivalent of "finding Jesus" where you're constantly jealous of how hard life is fucking other people in the ass, but not you.

"The fact that you didn't just assume Madison's gender just now, proves how totes woke you are! I'm so proud of you! In a gender non-binary way, of course...!"

by TheZooofRekt July 29, 2020

woke

Deluded or fake awareness.

Lebron acts woke about China, he just full of shiite.

by gmoochie October 15, 2019

woke

racist, classist, and ignorant; sleep

The oligarchs' fake news media went woke.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 26, 2023

Woke

To wake up in past tense.

"I woke up today".

by ThatDudeWhoWatchesYouFromYourW July 3, 2018