Shepards Pie without the Mash

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.

1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

by The Real Mark Hunt November 7, 2010

Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.

That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.

Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf

by PoleyISuppose September 8, 2023

Without Ruth

An alternate way of saying ruthless. Means that a person is being harsh or unforgiving. Can be Said after a friend has chosen not to laugh at a joke.

Charles: "a dyslexic man walked into a bra!"
Jake: (stares at charles, stony faced)
Charles: "oh man, You are totally without ruth!)

by tphigc August 19, 2008

Winona Rydering

1. verb. When you let your cigarette burn down without ashing it. akin to the cut scene in the film "Girl Interrupted" where Winona's character is smoking and being questioned by a therapist... only to lapse into flashbacks and daydreams... letting her cigarette burn all the way down without noticing it and being asked by the therapist if she takes drugs.

person 1: Damn, you're really Winona Rydering that cigarette!

person 2: I know! Look how much ash there is!

*ash falls off in moment of stark sadness and failure*

persons 1 and 2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by silkenskyburningflak August 7, 2010

trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

Winobago

The shopping carts used by winos to carry aluminum cans, bags full of belongings, and whatever else they have salvaged in their travels. The Winobago is a transient's version of the Winnebago RV. Commonly seen parked near bushes, off-ramps and steam grates.

That park is a popular spot for bums. You can see at least one Winobago parked there every night.

by Mannfredd July 13, 2012

Winona Ryder

The most beautiful, intelligent, amazing, talented, and downright awesome actress working today. She has been in lots of good films (Beetlejuice, Black Swan, Lucas, Reality Bites, Heathers, Girl, Interrupted, Dracula).

I'm pretty sure Winona Ryder is better than an actress like Paris Hilton by miles.

by whiteboyz36 April 19, 2018