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Quantum Bullshit Interval

The "Quantum Bullshit Interval" or "QBI" is the longest possible distance between two cars where you are still unable to turn/merge safely between them. The QBI only seems to manifest when you actually need to be somewhere on time, or when getting somewhere sooner would be a great convenience.
Were it not for the train of cars all locked at the Quantum Bullshit Interval, I would have made it to work on time.

Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
by NervouspyZ November 4, 2021
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Speed Interval

1-A running workout involving running multiple short sprints. It develops quick twitch muscles, and improves sprinting speed. Really damn painful. Commonly run to improve times in distances from 50 to 400 meters. Long and middle distance runners also participate in speed intervals, although the effects are less noticeable.

2-The length of time between fixes of a methamphetamine user.
1-We did like 400 speed intervals for track. I can't fucking stand up my hamstrings are so busted.

2-Will has such a short speed interval. He's always high. Let's go to KFC
by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009
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wintervention

1)Intervention of warm weather from the cold "winter" like weather.

2)Intervention of cold "winter" like weather from hot weather.
A wintervention is in order from this freezing weather.
by Dennis Dipp February 2, 2009
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winterman

Winterman, Andrew: Man who has the largest nipples known to man. They are bigger than Kevin's, steamier than Pratt's during a snow storm, and hairier than Julian's.
Barry White's voice is as deep as Winterman's nipples are ginormous.
by Anal March 4, 2004
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wintrvalentine

the most coolest amazing pretty person ever and is really beautiful and perfcect absolutely most amazing person ever
wintrvalentine>>>>>>> the world
by dilucsonlygirlfriend July 20, 2021
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winterfall

song by dpr ian, aka the best artist ever.
“have you listened to winterfall?”

yeah it’s my favourite song!”
by DogParc April 20, 2023
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tinterval

1. n. A person who keeps all the fairies of Hyrule and 2000 Asian men in their closet; also, one who speaks loudly during class without realizing it.
2. n. Mr. Barraclough's way of saying T-interval in Statistics, so named because of the TI Calculator's "TInterval" function.
Jackie called Kaddie a tinterval because she keeps all the fairies of Hyrule and 2000 Asians locked up in her closet. She snapped back very loudly, whilst in AP Stats class, "YOU'RE A TINTERVAL!"
by LittleMissKaddie March 6, 2011
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