by spitsareamazingknightssuck February 10, 2010
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Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
Windsor is quickly moving up the ranks as the single mom capital of the world, only rivaled by Leamington and Chatham. This is only possible because of the number of ass-hats that are migrating to the city from these two kife-hole towns. All in all, the Rose City is still home to some of the fittest trim in the country, and there's even places to get 24 hour breakfast like the Husky or Golden Griddle. mmmmmmm.....
Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
Windsor is quickly moving up the ranks as the single mom capital of the world, only rivaled by Leamington and Chatham. This is only possible because of the number of ass-hats that are migrating to the city from these two kife-hole towns. All in all, the Rose City is still home to some of the fittest trim in the country, and there's even places to get 24 hour breakfast like the Husky or Golden Griddle. mmmmmmm.....
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John: Where would a guy go to score some great pussy?
Paul: Windsor, Ontario dude, where the fuck else?
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Canadian Guy: Man, we totally scored 3 yankees for a border bang!
American Guy: Those cool, good looking mutha fuckaz from Windsor stole our women.... oh well, this picture of Delta Burke will do... fap fap fap.
John: Where would a guy go to score some great pussy?
Paul: Windsor, Ontario dude, where the fuck else?
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Canadian Guy: Man, we totally scored 3 yankees for a border bang!
American Guy: Those cool, good looking mutha fuckaz from Windsor stole our women.... oh well, this picture of Delta Burke will do... fap fap fap.
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A small, high class town where sports are prominent. Cars like Mercedes Benz, BMW's and Corvettes are often seen prowling the streets. Known places of wealth are the Reserve, Forest Glen and Highland Falls. Also home to the OCC, (Orange County Choppers) So many choppers are seen as well. Near Newburgh, Cornwall and Cornwall on Hudson.
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