Irish Windex

When a female ejaculates on ones face and proceeds to squeegee said ejaculate off of said face with her vaginal lips in a windshield-wiper motion.

Bro #1 " so I was eating this chick out last night and my face got all bloody. Thank god she gave me the Irish windex!"
Bro #2 " awwww man I need me a good old Irish windex soon."

by Supermctwist9000 May 2, 2018

windexing

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.

by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008

Windex Dick

When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly

"is that a bottle of windex" "No Sidney is just using his windex dick

by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018

Windexed

The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.

So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!

Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.

by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 6, 2012

Windexing

When you laugh like a broken winded bottle sounds.

Dude, Phil stop getting high and windexing all day.

by Buttchuggin69420666 June 8, 2021

Windex Wack

To be butt-ass naked whilst humping a window

“Hey Honey, I had a rough day at work. Mind if I Windex Wack?”

by Magic Johnzyn January 29, 2024

BIG WINDEX

A FUCKING LEGEND IN 2K21 ALSO MY MYCARRER CHRARCTER A FUCKING FAT ASS

DID u se big windex at game wast noihgt

by BIG WIDEX| February 9, 2021