Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!

by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

Matthew Beatty

Can stop anything in it’s path like the iceberg that sunk the titanic

Matthew Beatty can run over 80 mph

by Hoover Banks May 28, 2020

Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

Beatty

Alcoholic assholes that are either really light weighs or know how to hold their alcohol.

You see that Beatty over their? He went through a full cage by him self and is still standing.

by Aa21 December 13, 2019

Dirty Beatty

When you have sex with a man, in the bathroom of a Casey’s General Store.

Daniel: did you hear about the dude who did a dirty beatty last night

by Lil dick the goat November 18, 2023

daniel beattie

a super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, chill guy from Missouri, USA

"Hey that guy is so super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, and chill!"
"Yeah, he is just like Daniel Beattie!"

by coolattrctivsmrtfnnychll September 20, 2022

Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.

Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!

by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024