I shit a wildcat.

It means when you take a shit and your asshole burns really badly or if it chaps.

I shit a wildcat.

I shit a wildcat. by willy waggledagger January 23, 2010

feisty wildcat 

a slutty girl not old enough to be a milf. all wildcats are incredibly stunning and have megan fox bods. see milf cougar and ho.

woah, look at that feisty wildcats ass! damn i could tap that shit

feisty wildcat by vbkjbfvfv January 23, 2011

FSU Wildcat Surprise 

FSU meaning Fuck Shit Up, The football team FSU wildcat surprise is local to Allen, Texas. They are fun day champs, and easily one of the greatest football team of all time.

The FSU Wildcat Surprise football team are the fun day champions

FSU Wildcat Surprise by The Jolley Trolly July 13, 2009

Willie the Wildcat 

Noun: Mascot of Kansas State University; is not racist, unlike the Kansas Jayhawk. He's also a woman's advocate. Rawer Rawr!

"I hate black people," said the Kansas Jayhawk as he was getting railed from the back by Willie the Wildcat and his massive cock.

Willie the Wildcat by WabashCannonBallz January 30, 2023

Wildcard Studio 

A group of wanna-be game developers that can't accomplish in 5 years what '80s game developers were accomplishing in less than an hour. The term "Wildcard Studio" is typically used to describe fat idiots who waste peoples' time with extremely glitchy "early access" video games that have been out for 5 years and suck turkey ass.

Bob: Hey, have you tried playing that game by Wildcard Studio?

Me: Fuck no, Bob, they suck turkey ass.

Wildcard Studio by ArkSucks August 28, 2019

Wildcard

A person who is generally unpredictable and has no defined role in a group of friends, and their often reckless and wacky behavior can either benefit or hurt the group depending on the situation.

Mac: Guys, why aren't the breaks working?
Charlie: Because I cut the breaks! Wildcard, bitches! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWW!

Wildcard by ghost of billy mays July 24, 2010

Wildcatting 

When a female, possibly inebriated, is getting crazy. Attacking people, smashing things and being a general nut.

"She hit me in the face and smashed three glasses against the wall at the bar, but she were just wildcatting, blowin off steam ya know?"

Wildcatting by Jtheteach November 23, 2015