Burmese Whoopee Cushion

When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.

Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.

by East Timor July 25, 2016

Whoopee Cushion

When someone is trying to fart in the face of another person, and they splatter diarrhea all over the inside of their pants.

"Would you rather have me Whoopee Cushion your sister, or . . . wha- wha- wait. No."

by A Friggen Moose April 9, 2010

Mr. Whoopee

Mr. Whoopee (wuh-pee)

1. The Ice Cream Mobile in Grand Theft Auto.

2. To Pull a Mr. Whoopee: to do somthing and fail due to uncoordination.

1. Woo hoo! i am driving a Mr. Whoopee!

2. Woa, did you see that guy pull a Mr. Whoopee? He just tripped over a spoon.

by ann thrax September 14, 2008

Whoopee Cushioned

When a woman has been fucked so hard that her vagina forces queefs to occur with every step (for the rest of her life).

Guy 1: "Hear that squeak?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, what is that?"

Guy 1: "I whoopee cushioned your mom last night, better get used to it."

by xLordRevan August 5, 2011

whoopeee ti-yi-yo

1.Means Look at me I'm a hick.
Popular slang among cowboys.

2.You yell this when you're doing a fat chick,means your calling her a horse

Bill yelled Whoopee ti-yi-yo as he rode a horse.

by Grant March 31, 2004

whoppee

Determined on a 2am wendy's run to be a whopper with cheese.

Lee: I want a whopper with cheese.
Nicole: we're at Wendy's Lee, you get whoppees at Burger King.
Lee: Whoppees??
Nicole: oh, I guess that would be a whopper with cheese...

by chicagoroxie April 30, 2005

whoppee cushion

When there is an awkward moment, the words 'whoppee cushion' are muttered in the silence.

Was talking about Nathalie's party and then realised Emily wasn't invited and she was standing right there.. total whoppee cushion.

by geepc January 7, 2011