whitewashing

When a lactating woman sticks her nipple into a man's asshole and squirts her milk into it.

Sally, who just had a baby, likes whitewashing her husband Bill.

by Steve Cramps March 3, 2007

whitewashing

The sexual act when man, woman or other performs cunnilingus on two female lovers. The two receiving females lay cheesebox to cheesebox, and the giving participant wedges their face into the dangerzone. The giver motions their tongue over both va jay jays, as if their tongue were a paint brush that were being used to whitewash a fence.

Kevin Smith occasion likes to visit his local convent to arrange a private whitewashing with nuns.

by Shudderbox1888[pirate flag]!!1 January 26, 2011

whitewashed

Whitewashed (v) - to Ejaculate on an object, thus painting it white. Used in a sexual sense.

I whitewashed the inside of her mailbox.

Her anus is painted white from my whitewashing.

by rmw998 May 19, 2004

Blue-and-Whitewash

Noun.
When Jewish groups or individuals are used to cover up or gloss over the anti-Semitism of a third party, or absolve an anti-Semite of anti-Semitism
The use of support by a small group of Jews to obfuscate the underlying anti-Semitism of an individual or group
To give a veneer of respectability to anti-Zionists

Jewish Voice for Peace's main goal is to blue-and-whitewash away the anti-Semitism of Students for Justice in Palestine and other anti-Semites.

by Judean People's Front March 6, 2015

Minnesota Whitewash

The act of jizzing on a pillow and smushing a woman's face into said jizz.

After the engament dinner she was expecting breakfast in bed but instead got a Minnesota Whitewash.

by Yoke and Cally January 24, 2010

Whitewash Tuba

When a male ejaculates into the mouth of an obese female with enough force to cause her to expel flatus.

Dude 1:Dude, have you ever smelled fart and cum at the same time?
Dude 2: Yeah, one time I gave this girl a Whitewash Tuba.

by Mr. Man of Sri Lanka October 6, 2012

Whitewashed Vodka

When the man ejaculates into a bottle of vodka and swirls it around, and then the woman/other man drinks it. Bonus points if you mix it into a cocktail.

I made Caroline some whitewashed vodka last night, it was hot af bro!

by skiddleywhiffers October 2, 2016