whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008

whiffle dauffer

one who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles aka Earl

One evening Earl was taking a nice long bath and he got an idea to bite his own fart bubbles. We now call him a whiffle dauffer!

by Pooter 12345 October 22, 2013

Whiffle dust

The collection of fluff that accumulates in a person’s keeker button (bellybutton)

His fleece hoodie left a bunch of whiffle dust in his belly button

by Roxx65 March 5, 2023

whiffle

whiffle is another term for faggot gay homosexual

that guy is a total whiffle

by sanxity May 1, 2019

whiffle

to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound

While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.

by mum61e January 19, 2012

Whiffle

Feeling uneasy or uncertain when attempting to complete a remedial task which then ends up as a clumsy mess/accident.

Did you see Elliot whiffle his way down the ladder?

Past tense: Elliott whiffled when he came down the ladder.

by Jeremiah Flack November 20, 2018

Whiffle

A slightly smelly fat that you only catch a whiff of.

Randy farted, but it was only a whiffle so it wasn't that bad.

by TwinkleMoose November 30, 2019