Wheeest!

a noise made while pulling any sort of "badass sneaky move". Made by blowing out through the lips, and hissing with the tongue, then adding a 't' sound for extra badassness.

While taking a quick turn in a car:
"Wheest!"
While stealing someone else's applesauce:
"Wheest!"
While sneaking up behind someone to skillfully remove their face with a sharp object (i.e. spork):
"Wheeest!"
While replacing the aztec idol from raiders of the lost arc with a bag of sand:
"Wheeest!"
While replacing the mayonaise on a co-worker's sandwitch with a bodily secretement:
"Wheest!"

by Enrique` De El Gato Guapo December 1, 2007

Wheelchair-fucker

A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.

John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.

Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.

Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!

by The Malteser. September 13, 2017

Steering Wheel Holder

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019

three-wheel motion

In a lowrider, hitting a turn hard enough to lift a wheel up. Best utilized after taking another sip of the potion.

Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting,
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion

by Dastardly K January 5, 2009

Dick Wheel

Acting like a dick at a perpetual and constantly cyclical rate.

Goofus:...So bro, I try to zip up my pants and I trip over her middle school diploma rolled up on the floor and then her dad busts in the room acting like someone broke into the place. So I wipe my dick off on the drapes and tuck myself into my pants and ask him what the bummer was!? He was completely harshing our mellow! I had to try and settle him down, letting him know how uncool it was to cockblock his own daughter, but he wasn't having it and said I had to leave! He kept on saying how he recognized me from his 20 year high school reunion and all this old dude shit. This went on for about an hour and he was just acting like a complete dick bro, like it just went in circles on and on and on. Like, its as if his dicky-ness were spokes on a bike wheel. And instead of bike spokes they were dicks. Like a wagon-wheel but like a Dick Wheel bro. You feel me?

Gallant: ...it takes everything in me to not call your Parole Officer on an hourly basis

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

3 wheel motion

The act of driving a vehicle with hydraulics or sometimes airbags/struts on three wheels. This is performed by locking up the entire vehicle then dumping the cylinder caddy corner to the wheel you want to lift off the ground. Usually done when turning a corner or driving in a circle causing the weight of the vehicle to be shifted to the rear, allowing the front wheel to lift off the ground. Not to be confused with the standing 3 wheel, which is when a car is able to 3 wheel without turning or being in motion. A more advanced hydraulic setup and installation is required to accomplish this.

I love to hit 3 wheel motion when im turning left at a big intersection. People really trip out, and the hynas love it.

by *C3nz0* December 12, 2009

wheel up

Another word for rewind in DJing terms

wheel up and come again my selecta

by Hate Tottenham July 27, 2006