Whaling refers to a sex act that mimics how whales mate. The female is face up, on her back, and many other males (possibly up to 10) will lie next to her and try to reach her genital region with their extremely long male organ. They first one to reach her vagina (i.e. the male with the longest dick) wins the procreation game! Also called “side doggy style” or “96-ing”.
Dude, I had such a wild night whaling last night with that chick and those other dudes. I even won the whaling competition because I had the biggest schlong!
by Mdogg77 January 10, 2021
A stupid kind of fatass hot Cheeto eating bitch who has no respect for skinny legends and other respectable people.
by pausethatabortthat September 18, 2018
a sport or game played between men. often played at played at large parties or social events that include the consumption of alcohol. it involves seeing which man can bring home the largest girl or "whale". poking or "harpooning" is hazardous but is recommended. winner is declared by an offical weigh in once the "whale" is incapacitated (passed out). players will often be refered to as ishmael or ahab.
by Tim MacDonald November 30, 2006
A whale can be characterised as the biggest beast of the ocean and land. They are the ultimate big boys. Whales are elegant, clever, strong and curious creatures. Some would even attribute mythical to them due to the way they can magically become erect and fuck doves and slugs and leopards up those tight asses. Fuck those creatures, whales 4 lyf. WHALES HAVE THE BEST PORN. Whales are the best in the league.
Ah man That guy is so good at fantasy football, he’s such a whale. Fucking up all those slugs, doves and leopards with the big whale dick.
by Biggest whale best base August 17, 2020
An extremely fat or obese person.
by Acoolboy October 26, 2014
by potavocado June 26, 2018
a fat bitch, often unnattractive in the face too. the redeeming factor is that the pussy is EASY which is why you can find plenty of them on free relationship websites like Plenty of Fish (POF)and Tagged.
"This whale hit me up on POF messaging me with 'hey daddy, what you workin with?', I fell to the floor laughing but soon realized this was probably the only chance at pussy i'd ever get, I tried to stop being nauseous at the threat of stank pussy and grinned asking for her digits".
by freedom_fiasco December 19, 2010