Wendely

Someone that is a mix of a simp as well an incel. A wendely typically reaches for beautiful ladies and tries to seduce them by offering them gifts, posting them on his ig or snap story while swearing at them in private. He usually is horny and depressed .

Man1: mann he just tryna alway be deppress and horny man
Man2: what ? Not sure to understand
Man1: That a n****a on some wendely behavior

by Urbdictionary22 November 9, 2021

i once went to peru

Use of cocaine

I once went to Peru after meeting Courtney Love.

I once went to Peru before school.

by kiwibirdie March 30, 2010

Wenner

Very very small male genitalia.

We can try and have sex, but I can’t guarantee you will feel my Wenner, my Wenner is so small I have to sit down for a wee, or it just rtickles down my legs.

by Trumpss March 11, 2019

All Arsene Wenger

The practice of deliberately saying you did not witness any controversial incident, just to avoid either further discussion, or any involvement.

In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."

Despite it happening immediately in front of him, when asked by the police if he'd witnessed the accident, the driver went "All Arsene Wenger."

by Doghouse Riley March 13, 2008

Wengerite

a person who expresses irrational faith in Arsene Wenger despite the state of reality.

these persons appear to be a wengerite I'm afraid . . .
Wenger is ruining the club, and they refuse to admit it!

by titototi September 17, 2011

Wenner

A penis, male genitals. Derived from weiner.

shut up or I'll punch you in the wenner

by MFn Connery March 13, 2011

went been shitty

Once having been good, but then it went shitty, and it's been shitty ever since.

I was a big fan of (band) before they went been shitty.

by Tyrannorabbit April 16, 2011