Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

Weha

Short term for West Hartford, Connecticut.

We chillin' in Weha tonight, you wanna come?

by Powerz. September 3, 2005

whadja do wrong that time

A phrase utter by people who don't know what they're talking about, when they are mad at someone. Often used by black men with speech impediments when talking to football players.

When the left tackle messed up on the 22 iso, the coach said "Whadja do wrong that time?"

by Schillster September 26, 2005

Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man

I have two words for the children who are raised up on the this kids' show starring Homsar: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS IS MORE THAN TWO WORDS.

Singers: We'll have an adventure and several long trips. We'll make some new friends and maybe get a bite to eat! All 'cause we say...
Kids: Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man?
Homsar: DAAAAAAAAH! I'm a trendy tote bag!

by SMD August 19, 2004

whaddaboutchee

southern colloquialism that stems from "What about you?". def. what's going on. how are you. etc.

Hey Cletus, whaddaboutchee?!

by Big C August 15, 2003

whaddaheck

A term used by mostly asians whoa talk lika dis cause they soo asiann. It is a misspronunciation of the phrase "what the heck." It is usually made when they get lower than expected grades on tests or when there is no more rice.

Asian guy named Ryan Mao: "I got a 99 on my calculus test? whaddaheck!"

by whaddaheck April 19, 2011

whadup

Short for "what is up" / "what's up"

"Hey Man whadup" / "Whadup dude"

by R172 March 2, 2008