Webster

To poop. Reminiscent of the little brown boy from 70-80’s TV show of the same name.
Dude! I have got to take a Webster.
by kevinjanko July 11, 2008
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One who is proficient in the arts of web surfing and information retrieval.

Websters are known for their ability to find information on a variety of topics, ranging from celebrity gossip to videos of people doing stupid things on the internet.

Some do this professionally.

No relation to the dictionary.
That Tosh is one hip webster.
by SenpaiFry September 07, 2010
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noun; proper noun; One who, according to third person accounts,; spends one heck of alot of time on theweb, searching, or playing, or composing, or devoloping a web site or all of the above etc... or more.
Woodtick #1: "Terry spent all day on his computer."
Woodtick #2: "yeah...he's turnin into a Webster
by terryzz February 24, 2009
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A Webster

Responding to an insult by rephrasing it as a question, then redirecting the insult back to the original aggressor, only louder.
Aggressor: "You're a jerk!"

Respondent: "I'm a jerk? YOU'RE A JERK!"

Aggressor: "Don't pull a Webster!"
by Lynne Burke September 21, 2007
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to completely fuck up in life and become a dentist or "DR.FAGGETT" when all along longing to become a machinist.
my life is a fucking webster, boy i sure webster'd this shit up
by germancutioner November 05, 2010
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Slang for £5. Derived from an interview with Kieran Webster, bassist with Dundonian rock band The View, in which he stated that if he were to organise his own music festival, the cost of admission would be 'only a fiver'. This was just one of a number of outrageous claims he made about the festival; he also claimed that there would be 'free helicopters for everybody' and that revellers would receive a 'goody bag full of goodies on the way in', although he failed to give any further information on the nature of said goodies.
Just copped Omar Souleyman's seminal record 'Highway to Hassake: Folk and Pop Sounds of Syria' for a Webster. This is that magical hot shyt fuck Headhunterz yo
by VoodooJazzCafe February 28, 2011
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Webster is a name for someone who acts like a dog. They always come top in their class at school and always get full marks on History Essays. They always seem to be fanatically into films. These things are what their life revolves around.
Webster: "Hey guys, wanna come watch Lord of the Rings in my room after dark?"

Jack: "No thanks Webster!"

Webster: "Fine get out of my room!"
by Jamie Nichols January 14, 2007
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