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Chris Webber

n. Choker.

Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.

Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.

Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.

Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.

see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Chris Webber does not have a championship ring.

Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")

Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
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dingo webber eats alot of twinkies and gets extra large
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Reggie Webber

a smelly rat only known because of his beautiful girlfriend cassie. Reggie is formally known as the “R” in the krac house. He acts like he hates everyone but secretly is in love with everyone in his friend group. Contrary to popular belief he actually takes acid before all of his videos and actually secretly gives a hand job to everyone he collabs with.
person one: have you ever seen one of Reggie Webber’s videos?
person two: nope lol i read his definition on urban dictionary and he seems like a bully
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brock webber

someone who is a very caring, kind and loving soul.
girl one : i’m so jealous of rubi!
girl two : why?
girl one : because she’s dating brock webber!
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maxwell webber

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Harrison Webber

(Webber for short)
Basically synonymous with many words
i.e.
Prick
Asshole
Dick
Or other creative connotations
Douchenozzle
Cum sucking Cuntbag
Or (I'm sorry for being vulgar) Jew
Did you see Allen at the party last night? He was being such a webber!
Harrison Webber
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sameul webber

A hot motherfucker is has a great smile. Hes good at basketball and is really nice but can be a dick sometimes. Hes A great boyfriend and treats you with respect.
Person 1: OMG i just got asked out by a sameul webber!
Person 2: OMG really! your so lucky!
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