Verb, to explain using to the lowest common demoninator. To make readily explainable to the average Walmart employee or customer. To "dumb down" an otherwise complex explanation, idea, or concept.
"You need to Walmart that report before presenting it"
A Walmarted explanation for basketball would read as follows: five guys try to throw a ball in the other five guys' basket.
"Gravity makes things fall down," Walmarted Isaac Newton.
A Walmarted explanation for basketball would read as follows: five guys try to throw a ball in the other five guys' basket.
"Gravity makes things fall down," Walmarted Isaac Newton.
by Samuel Pettyjohn January 19, 2006
A place where you can run around the store and put adult diapers in random peoples carts and won't get kicked out!
*EXAMPLE*
Timmy: "Dude, I love Walmart!!"
Tommy: "Why?'
Timmy: "Because I just spent 3 hours running around the store putting adult diapers in peoples carts!!"
Timmy: "Dude, I love Walmart!!"
Tommy: "Why?'
Timmy: "Because I just spent 3 hours running around the store putting adult diapers in peoples carts!!"
by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! August 10, 2005
by Whalee June 11, 2005
-A superstore known to be at just about every imaginable location.
-Another word for the stereotypical ebonics.
-Another word for the stereotypical ebonics.
-Let's go to Walmart and get something for dinner tonight
-Someone said to me, "Can I axe you a question?", so I said "Bitch, I don't speak Walmart!"
-Someone said to me, "Can I axe you a question?", so I said "Bitch, I don't speak Walmart!"
by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017
Like the cocaine for Rednecks, they just can't stop coming to this economic bully. Walmart is run by fat stupid bald guys who hunt for badgers in their spare time and actually bought that stupid mounted fish that wriggles and sings.
by i do not want any stalkers May 13, 2005
A crappy store for poor people. It will give you the lowest quality items. It hides illegal immigrants in is store and says i dont know where they came from. Why isnt any of there stuff free if the price is always going lower. They let people have heart attacks in their store and dont do anything about it. They want to take over the world and they run out all of the real stores. There is a criminal mastermind at the head of the company.
by anonymous February 19, 2005
The second institution in America to simultaniously destroy the economy, increase the gap between rich and poor, destroy the environment, and discriminate against women and blacks while relying on poorly educated rednecks to support them. The first was the Republican Party.
Hick: I loooove walmarts low prices!!!
Me: Well, walmart employees are encouraged to use government-funded medicare as their health insurance, meaning that all of that money you save magically disappears in your tax dollars!
Hick: Yeah... but they have $5 tee-shirts!
Me: Did you vote for Bush in 2004?
Hick: Man you're smart, how'd you know!
Me: Well, walmart employees are encouraged to use government-funded medicare as their health insurance, meaning that all of that money you save magically disappears in your tax dollars!
Hick: Yeah... but they have $5 tee-shirts!
Me: Did you vote for Bush in 2004?
Hick: Man you're smart, how'd you know!
by Anne Coulter June 18, 2008