Waldenshmack

Something so cool that you cant even imagine because theres nothing cooler!

Holy @#$% dude!!, that's Waldenshmack!!

by Bob Vila June 23, 2004

Prison Wallet

Using the anus as a wallet in prison to sneak in assorted goods.

Hey man I snuck some coke in for us in my prison wallet.

by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013

Wallnut

The epitomy of gamer rage. This character will threaten to sue you, lie, beat up pets, throw furniture, smash phones and/or computers.. because you beat them in an online game.
Possibly in a facility for unstable people.

Wallnut is going to sue Scopley because he was raided.

by MOMOHAWK April 11, 2023

White Walled

The act of bleaching your ass hole in preparation for weird butt stuff. Primarily done by porn stars and the wealthy elite.

"Nothing makes me feel more rich and white than white walling my ass hole." "I hope that bitch is white walled for the weird butt stuff."

by The Man The Myth March 15, 2015

walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

wallin'

going crazy: over-reacting about something.

Boy you must be wallin' if you think that I'm gonna do that for you.

by January December 16, 2003

walletvoting

When folks vote their wallets, screening out everything else about a candidate.

There has been a surge in walletvoting over the course of this administration.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018