wales 

The shame of the United Kingdom. Famous for crap bands and bestiality, not famous for much else, apart from a ridiculously bad accent.

For example, a short coversation between two Scottish people:

"Hey, wanna go to Wales for the weekend? We can go out for a drink and pull!"

"Piss off,lets get drunk in England, where the tradition is to pull women and not shag sheep!

wales by Giles2112 April 9, 2005

Wales 

A unit of measurement, eg, "an area the size of Wales". Interchangeable with other units like the Rhode Island, the Greenland and the Texas. Most commonly used in news broadcasts and radio shows. 'The Wales' is not to be confused with the country Wales (part of the UK), with which it has nothing in common.

A lump of ice the size of Wales has broked off Antarctica.

Wales by James William June 22, 2005

wales 

common mispelling of "Whales"

also, home land of the welsh. a load of ginger cunts with annoying accents whose national pastimes include picking daffodils, shoving leeks up their arses, sheep shaggin and naming their children "gweneth"

for examples of the shittyness of wales go see "the valleys", north of newport / cardiff.

"n take a bat with ye boyo"

wales by Olly J February 22, 2005

wales 

the place where people think everyone else is being racist against them. having lived in wales for half my life i think i'm fairly qualified to make judgement on this. they spend their entire time accusing the english of being racist against them, yet after living there for a long time i came to realise that in reality the welsh hate the english - and most of them have a big chip on their shoulder about something, normally the fact that 'they were ere first'. and no they don't shag sheep either - just to clear that up.

me: playing footie at school that was a fuckin goal
taff: arguing back what did you say - you racist english fucker i don't shag sheep
me: i never said you did, i just said it was a goal
taff: you fuckin prrrik i'll ave u at the young fergle barn dance 2nite
me: would like to laugh but he's a big hard rugby player ok...its always like this in wales

wales by HollowayTom September 15, 2006

wales 

Ye Land of SheepFuckers.

"Mummy whats that man doing to that sheep?

wales by BiLlYMc May 5, 2005

wales 

The small side of england. Rather irrelevant shite pit who's existence is barely acknowledged.

Unlike the irsh or scots, the other home nations, who's good nature and wit make up for other shortcomings, the welsh are a collection of bitter, ravenous pikeys with a huge chip on their shoulder. It was around the 70's when people got fed up with their constant whining and simply stopped caring. They have sort of faded into obscurity ever since.

Dave: Hey, bob, i'm looking at this atlas here and, your not going to beleive this, but apparently there's this place called Wales lurking down by the west of england like a rotting, gangrenous limb.

bob: Really?

wales by Peter86 October 1, 2006

wales 

Basically the tumor on the kangaroo shape that is the mainland of the UK. Needs removed before it causes terminal illness.

But it's funny to hear them argue.

The kangaroo that is the UK needs it's tumor (Wales) removed.

wales by VeggieGirl April 21, 2008